Big Scary Man

Yesterday I hopped in my car on a trip to Jimmy Johns. Unfortunately, I was in such a hurry that I did not not check to see if my seat was wet from the rain storm the night before (I usually leave my windows cracked and forot to roll them up). I did not make it very far before I felt the moisture seaping into my jeans. So I pull over at the first place I could fine, which happened to be a church.

Since it was a Saturday afternoon the parking was all but empty. I shared vacant lot with a single woman unloading something from her van. The amusing thing is that while I was searching through my trunk for a towel (that I found), she jumped into her van and locked the doors abandoning everything she has already unpacked.

Apparently she must have assumed this large man folding a towel was going to accost her in a the parking lock of a church. wtf.

Adding insult to injury, Jimmy Johns was out of “sprouts” until Tuesday. ugh.