It is unfortunate that there are not more Brians in the world. You see, I ventured out to the coastline today in order to stock of the populous, and tourist fair. Much to my disappointment, there were quite a few, rather large women. Now, granted they wouldn’t sink a ship, but they would probably break your mattress. I noticed that these women were usually either alone, or in a herd. Rarely with the opposite sex. Thus, if there were more Brians in the world, the over happiness of downtown Grand Haven would increase… though so would the population of large hairy children. 
If you ever need to whore yourself out to 500 fat chicks for $100 each, or 50 really fat chicks for $1000 each, Grand Haven is the town for you. Fat chicks need lovin’ too, they just have to pay. 
GG on the Family guy quote. I really don’t know what it is fulljeff, I enjoy the company of others, but it seems that only the large women enjoy spending time with me. This is not always the case that I prefer the company of large women, but they seem to enjoy spending time with me.
Besides it is easier to bed fat chicks due to the lower self esteem.
I seem to remember some kind of analogy: girls are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Guys do not want to reach for the good ones, because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground–that are not as good–but easy. So the apples at the top think that that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are fine. So, they eventually shrivel up and die.
I do not remember what the moral of the story was, but it went something like that I think.
best post you have ever made
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS
MORE CUSSION FOR THE PUSHIN
i was just at the beach in GH, and there were all kinds of hotties dancing around in the sand with tiny clothes on.
Yes, dutch. Today was a much better turn out.
i hate dutch. people like dutch dont have to reach up to the top of the tree. they walk around with a god damn chainsaw all day. >:-O
vander/meer seems to obtain large amounts of trim…and he is the only person to see hot chicks….as the rest of us only see whales
where the hell is this place?? write me and tell me
I LOVE FAT CHICKS, ALL THE FAT GIRLS CAN E-MAIL ME