Crank (2006)

Hollywood decided that they were going to get together and dedicate a movie to this thing known as “vanhood.” And, they did a pretty bang up job of it. Thus, I present to you a list of why this movie is the perfect “van-movie:”

1. Solid Action
2. Badassedness
3. Death
4. Women are objectified
5. “I hate women” moments
6. Betrayal
7. Revenge
8. Death
9. “Man handling” or women
10. Vengeance
11. Anger
12. Basically the entire list of Disturbed song titles
13. Etc…

I’m sure that once some of the actual “van’s” have seem the film, they can add to the list.

6 Replies to Crank (2006)

  1. vanlandw says:

    I will try to see this movie ASAP Mr. Misled.Us

    you are jjafuller and I’m glad you enjoyed this film. looks violent and disrespectful towards women so i’ll be there ;-)

    (b.r.b) :-*

  2. bun says:

    that movie sounds fucking awful

  3. Jeff says:

    I would say it is probably one of the better films of the year.

  4. vanlandw says:

    yeah bun if you like action you will like this movie. snatch fans also this movie goes hand and hand

    very quick good saturday night movie :-*

    just dont’ read into it too much….just relax and enjoy the “ride”

    bunhof….

  5. FLO says:

    If it isn’t a Rom Com then Russ will not like it. Russ does not like “I hate women” moments.

  6. bun says:

    i am a good man :) and yes, romcoms rule.

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