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Wet

Jeff — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 23:24:42 +0000

This post serves no purpose other than to demonstrate that the CMS functionality of my website continues to persist despite the fact that I infrequently use it at this time.

Top Sign Your Blog is Dying

Jeff — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:43:44 +0000

When you see a tag cloud, and the amount of twitter summary posts dwarfs all other tags it may be time to start writing more than 144 characters at a time.

Don’t Even Bother to Intercept Brees

Jeff — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:43:45 +0000

Sweet Revenge, LorD Style

Jeff — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:48:04 +0000

Apparently I escaped this encounter unscathed.

**PLAYER FIGHT**

You have encountered Vanberge!!

Vanberge surprises you.

** Vanberge misses you Completely! **

Your Hitpoints : 534
Vanberge’s Hitpoints : 548

(A)ttack
(S)tats
(R)un

(D)eath Knight Attack (1)

Your command, jjafuller? [A] : A

You hit Vanberge for 173 damage!
** Vanberge misses you Completely! **

Your Hitpoints : 534
Vanberge’s Hitpoints : 375

(A)ttack
(S)tats
(R)un

(D)eath Knight Attack (1)

Your command, jjafuller? [A] : A

You hit Vanberge for 60 damage!
** Vanberge misses you Completely! **

Your Hitpoints : 534
Vanberge’s Hitpoints : 315

(A)ttack
(S)tats
(R)un

(D)eath Knight Attack (1)

Your command, jjafuller? [A] : A

You hit Vanberge for 179 damage!
** Vanberge misses you Completely! **

Your Hitpoints : 534
Vanberge’s Hitpoints : 136

(A)ttack
(S)tats
(R)un

(D)eath Knight Attack (1)

Your command, jjafuller? [A] : A

You hit Vanberge for 180 damage!
You have killed Vanberge!

You receive 0 gold, and 417487 experience!

You also find 4 Gems!

LorD Win

Jeff — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:16:57 +0000

Looks like I am king of the hill.

BRING IT!

LorD Fail

Jeff — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:10:38 +0000

NAME: vanberge

You mean Vanberge? [Y] Y

You hunt around for Vanberge…YOU FIND HIM!
He is brandishing a dangerous looking Bone Cruncher.

Attack Vanberge [Y] :Y

**PLAYER FIGHT**

You have encountered Vanberge!!

Your skill allows you to get the first strike.

Your Hitpoints : 348
Vanberge’s Hitpoints : 353

(A)ttack
(S)tats
(R)un

(D)eath Knight Attack (1)

Your command, jjafuller? [A] : A

You hit Vanberge for 8 damage!
** Vanberge Executes A Power Move **

** Vanberge misses you Completely! **

40th Anniversary of Sesame Street

Jeff — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 07:41:15 +0000

Welcome to the Little League

Jeff — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 07:12:49 +0000

Today, the University of Michigan (MI) decided to implode. In what can only be described as a surreal game, MI spent nearly the entire game dominated by Michigan State University (MSU). Having watched the game, you would have never believed that MI came into the game undefeated at 4-0, and MSU limped in at 1-3 with their only victory coming against a 1-AA team.

Up until late into the fourth quarter everything favored MSU, the game was theirs to win, or nearly throw away as the case may be. Their coach made the critical mistake of going ultra conservative in a feeble attempt to run the clock at the end of the game. And, as so often is the case, the plan completely backfired.

After a few three and out possessions MI’s defense started to build some momentum for their team that started translating into their offense. The next thing I knew, the score was tied 20-20 with two seconds left on the clock. It is sickening to think that MSU collapsed so severely at the end to allow MI to come back and tie the game.

Overtime proved to be just as bizzare as regulation. MSU won the toss and elected to defend first. They successfully ended MI’s drive with an interception in the end zone. At this point, I am just thinking kick the ball, and get it overwith. Instead, MSU decide to do a pitch, and fumbles the ball for a nine yard loss effectively taking themselves out of field goal range. Brilliant. Somehow, they managed to gain back the loss on the next play. On third down they went for a run, which I can only hope was intended to setup the field goal. However, the running back decided to turn something into nothing and managed to get the ball in the end zone.

It was pretty screwed up, but the right team won in the end. Apparently, this is the first time in 42 years that MSU has had two consecutive wins against MI. All I have to say this to MI: welcome to the little league.

Staying Competitive

Jeff — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 02:29:17 +0000

Michigan State University now finds itself sitting on a 1-3 record. Their only win came from the defeat of a run of the mill division 1-AA school. They play Michigan next week, and while they’ll probably be able to get up for the game, it doesn’t mean they’ll win. Michigan has completely turned around the program in the off season, and at a decent 4-0 they will like prove too much for MSU to over come.

So, at what point does it become relevant to ask: should MSU considering dropping down to 1-AA so they can be competitive again?

Fantasy Football 2009

Jeff — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:34:24 +0000

It has begun! Check out the logo for my team, Pure Wretchedness: