Category Archives: Humorous

Utter Destruction

By Jeff | Published: 24 September 2006
Death at 2547 3 Mile Rd STE C. Today were the much awaited primary stages of vanberge’s single bachelor party. Unfortunately, only nine of us showed up for paintball so we could not have even teams. I suppose that it worked out fine though as the pussy in the shape of a man, Tom, basically [...]
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Crank (2006)

By Jeff | Published: 2 September 2006
Hollywood decided that they were going to get together and dedicate a movie to this thing known as “vanhood.” And, they did a pretty bang up job of it. Thus, I present to you a list of why this movie is the perfect “van-movie:” 1. Solid Action 2. Badassedness 3. Death 4. Women are objectified [...]
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Writers Block?

By Jeff | Published: 17 August 2006
Nope. For those of you like, vanlandw that love to nag me to update my website (even though you fail to lead by example ), know that I have not been frequently updating my site over the past week or so. This is primary due to the work that I have been doing on Dark [...]
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Lord of the Man Purse

By Jeff | Published: 11 August 2006
It all started when our cliche, protagonistic figure, vanlandw, woke up in a disease-infested concrete jungle. It was the tenth time it had happened. Feeling really displeased, vanlandw stroked a wolverine, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Happy as a frickin’ monkey, he realized that his beloved man [...]
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Triumphant Return

By Jeff | Published: 9 August 2006
…of ads. For all those who were big fans of my ads back in the day, you will be glad to know that they have finally made their triumphant return in this design. Basically, I just went with a vanilla implementation at the bottom of the sidebar instead of trying to make it look like [...]
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