Dramatization of Detroit Lions Huddle after Green Bay retook the lead with a field goal:
| Kitna: | Good job guys. We demonstrated to ourselves, and to our fans that we had the potential to win this game. The Packers retook the league. Did any one takes spreads with their bookie this week? Or do we need to let them get another field goal? |
| Offensive: | (mumbled agreement) |
| Kitna: | Alright, we’ll do a quick three and out so the packers have time to get anther field goal. |
| Millen (over QB speaker) | KITNA. I TOOK GREEN BAY BY 20. YOU NEED TO GET THEM 20 OR THEY ARE GOING TO FUCKING BREAK MY LEGS!!! |
| Kitna: | GOODAMNMOTHERFUCKINGPIECEOFSHIT!!!
Alright, Millen is a fucking idiot. Guys we need to some how get the packers 20+ points before the end of the game. |
| Offense: | (collective grown) |
| Kitna: | I can’t fucking believe this. We’re going to look like pathetic tools.
Shit. Ok, here’s what we’re going to do. I’ll just throw a couple interceptions, and the defense will have to let them score. I’m not putting this shit on us. |
Inside the Huddle after Green Bay’s touchdown following the interception:
| Kitna (demoralized): | Cocksucker is afraid that the packers won’t have enough points to make up the spread. So we need to let them score faster. So–goddamnmotherfucker–I am going to throw interceptions on our next two drives here. And, everyone make sure DO NOT TACKLE THE GUY THAT INTERCEPTS the ball. We just need to get this done and get the fuck out of here. God this is embarrassing. |
Gotta love the Lions
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