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Jimmy Johns Tried to Kill Me

By | 14 August 2009 | Rant | 2 Comments

…sort of.

Much earlier today I stopped at Jimmy Johns to get my usual, a number thirteen without mayo and avocado with djion mustard. I admit that three customizations makes it virtually impossible to expect it to be right 100% of the time at a fast food joint. However, if they forgot to remove mayo it was just be disgusting, no harm done. No djion just means its not quite as tasty, and a little dry. However, forgetting to remove avacado is dangerous.

I am usually pretty paranoid about it so I always check my sandwich before I eat any, but today I was preoccupied by other matters. It was not until my eyes started watering and my throat caught fire did I release what was wrong. Unfortunately, I am rather allergic to avacados so just getting the spread on two bites of the sandwich made me miserable. I don’t even want to think what would happen if I tried to eat the whole thing.

As soon as I released what the issue was I returned to Jimmy Johns and explain the situation to the person I placed the order with. For a few minutes she just stood there with that “so…what do you want from me” look. Eventually they offered to remake the sandwich, which I accepted. Even on the second attempt they did not get it right, but at least they remembered to remove the avocado the second time.

Big Scary Man

By | 9 August 2009 | General, Humorous | 2 Comments
Big Scary Man
Yesterday I hopped in my car on a trip to Jimmy Johns. Unfortunately, I was in such a hurry that I did not not check to see if my seat was wet from the rain storm the night before (I usually leave my windows cracked and forot to roll them up). I did not make it very far before I felt the moisture seaping into my jeans. So I pull over at the first place I could fine, which happened to be a church.
Since it was a Saturday afternoon the parking was all but empty. I shared vacant lot with a single woman unloading something from her van. The amusing thing is that while I was searching through my trunk for a towel (that I found), she jumped into her van and locked the doors abandoning everything she has already unpacked.
Apparently she must have assumed this large man folding a towel was going to acost her in a the parking lock of a church. wtf.
Adding insult to injury, Jimmy Johns was out of “sprouts” until Tuesday. ugh.

Yesterday I hopped in my car on a trip to Jimmy Johns. Unfortunately, I was in such a hurry that I did not not check to see if my seat was wet from the rain storm the night before (I usually leave my windows cracked and forot to roll them up). I did not make it very far before I felt the moisture seaping into my jeans. So I pull over at the first place I could fine, which happened to be a church.

Since it was a Saturday afternoon the parking was all but empty. I shared vacant lot with a single woman unloading something from her van. The amusing thing is that while I was searching through my trunk for a towel (that I found), she jumped into her van and locked the doors abandoning everything she has already unpacked.

Apparently she must have assumed this large man folding a towel was going to accost her in a the parking lock of a church. wtf.

Adding insult to injury, Jimmy Johns was out of “sprouts” until Tuesday. ugh.